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Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.15 00:32:00 - [1] Edited by: Constantine Arcanum on 15/02/2007 00:31:00 Ok, these are the rules of the thread. A poster will specify two items. You must come up with an innovating and novel way to kill someone with said items. You can't copy someone else's innovating and novel way to kill someone. Once you have posted your innovating and novel way to kill someone, you specify two innovating and novel items. [eg:] rusty coat hanger and a bag of salt Place the coathanger betwixt your victim's buttocks, like a kind of clamp, and shovel as much salt as humanly possible into the now-exposed rectum until death. Snowglobe and Bleach [/eg] I will begin, with a watermelon and a garden hose. EDIT: Spelltard
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.15 00:48:00 - [2] Smash the lens of the torch and tie the rope to the handle. Force the makeshift grappling hook down their throat as far as it will go, and hope it snags. Use the rope to pull out the torch, hopefully the glassy mess will have snagged on something on the way out. repeat until death. A lavalamp and a pair of tweezers.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.15 12:35:00 - [3] attach the turtle to the person's head by using the rubber band. Smash their face against the floor until their head explodes. The added weight of the turtle will accelerate this. A spork and can of deodorant
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.16 00:09:00 - [4] You have come up with some very innovating and novel ways to kill people, but the rules have now changed. The two objects you choose must now be in the room you are sitting in. Eg. Plasma Globe and Lynx Can I am appeased with your efforts thus far. Continue!
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.16 21:51:00 - [5] Need to up the ante on the gore guys.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.17 01:46:00 - [6] Originally by: Wardog 1 Edited by: Wardog 1 on 17/02/2007 01:16:16 Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn Cigs and a butter knife. Strip victim naked, arouse said victim. Force butter knife down eh, japs eye. Once fully inserted rotate butter knife 90 degrees. Have a smoke and wait for victim to become, not aroused. Should complete mutilation of the male parts not kill the victim, stuff mouth with cigarettes and gag/peg nose untill suffication occurs. Ipod and an electronic drum kit. You win the thread so far.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.17 18:35:00 - [7] Originally by: Chode Rizoum I'm ghey. word.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.18 00:34:00 - [8] Edited by: Constantine Arcanum on 18/02/2007 00:31:50 replace said bf2 copy in case, take it out of the case, and repeat until you get an almost invisible ***** in the middle of the disc. Become enraged as your copy has broken, and you have to catch the bus into town to get bf2142. Miss the bus, and wait a further hour. Finally catch the bus, get to the shop, and find out that you are a quid short of it. Take a trip to the bank, get back to GAME, and buy it 10 minutes before closing time. Miss the bus home and wait an hour, stop at the bar with the lads for a while. Finally get home, smashed, at 11pm. But with 2142. Find out that 2142 just isn't as good as bf2, no matter which way you look at it. oh, and stove his head in with the wireless mouse. Plasma globe and a sports bottle. (NOTE: ANUS RELATED ANTICS NO LONGER ALLOWED UNLESS THEY ARE REALLY, REALLY FUNNY OR DEPRAVED)
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.18 03:17:00 - [9] Originally by: Wardog 1 Edited by: Wardog 1 on 18/02/2007 01:01:35 Originally by: Constantine Arcanum Plasma globe and a sports bottle. Forcefully insert bottle into... wait no anus' Stop changing the rules Hmm, tie person down and setup sports bottle over his head so that its contents will come out at the rate of a droplet every few seconds. (Yes, chinese water torture, tis gd). This will, or so someone once told me, drive the person completely insane. Amuse yourself with the plasma globe for a while, come back when you think your patient is insane enough. Once victim has fully lost his mind, take the plug for the plasma globe and bash him repeatedly with the three prongs. Do not kill him. Continue water torture. Shatter plasma globe into small pieces and place them under his eyelids, fill his mouth with the liquid contents of the globe should there be any, gag victim. A short painfull needless death should occur. If not, bash repeatedly with plug until fully dead. A pair of shoes and an xbox360 Edit, constantine, you have a thing for globes? Well; if you were pretty clever you could have said that you would forcefully insert the plasma globe into person's rectum, switch on, and delight in their uncontrollable spasms and loss of sphinctor control that would result as the static discharge increased. and i never thought about having a globe fetish... suppose i do? (ANAL ANTICS NOW ALLOWED) Switch on xbox360 and make the person attempt to get on a server with a decent ping. Eat shoes. Victim dies of hunger. An electric guitar and nine inch nails gig tickets.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.21 20:53:00 - [10] Originally by: Curzon Dax Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Curzon Dax Neither a small novel nor a butterfly can be effectively used to kill someone. Moving on.... A stick of gum and a pair of sunglasses. Use small novel to crush butterfly, and while target is still feeling shocked punch repeatedly in the gut, until you reach the spine. And Chew gum slightly. Offer sunglasses to target. Punch in lenses, damaging eyes of target. Attempt to insert chewed gum into anus (their's, not your's). Target runs into busy street and gets hit by bus. Alvarr, you said that just because my creative talent cant'c ome up with a way to use a small novel and a butterfly to kill someone doesn't mean I should skip it? Exactly how are the two items being utilized here? Its a fist being used to kill someone with the two items simply being used as props. Feel free to use your own imagination and only those two items to come up with a way to kill someone. Training the butterfly to do something isn't plausible, nor is boring them to death reading Vogon poetry from the small novel. Please! Entertain us! I didn't say they had to be plausible. I am the thread-lord. Use your imagination!
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.24 02:42:00 - [11] Originally by: xOm3gAx A cigarette and a match. Light the cigarette with the match and throw the burnt out match at him, annoying him slightly. Enjoy the cigarette, and stub it out against your tongue. Whilst he is marvelling at your incredible pain tolerance, lamp him in the jaw. He will possibly fall onto the burnt out match, and have a haemorrhage. A bottle of Tommy Hilfiger and an Ethernet cable.
Constantine Arcanum IMPERIAL SENATE Pure.	Posted - 2007.02.24 19:16:00 - [12] Originally by: Nachshon Edited by: Nachshon on 24/02/2007 06:04:57 Shove the bottle of Tommy Hilfinger up his nose. As he falls to the ground in a panic, tie up his feet with the cable, and tie the other end to a starving badger. Badger eats him. A khumaak and an Ultra! Promotional Holoreel. you don't really have those in your room.

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